🎯 Trivial Pursuit: GOP Edition
The only game where the wrong answer gets you points, if it owns the libs
🎲 Intro
In today’s political landscape, facts aren’t lost. They’re repurposed.
Welcome to Trivial Pursuit: GOP Edition, where accuracy is optional and winning means sticking to the script.
This isn’t about truth. It’s about control.
(See how it fits into The Dictator Playbook: Step 1 – Undermine the Truth)
🎯 Object of the Game
Win wedges by choosing talking points over facts. Bonus points for volume, outrage, and deflection.
First to complete your pie chart of grievance wins.
🧍 Players
2 to 6 culture warriors, Fox News anchors, or politicians with a podcast.
Bonus tokens awarded if you’ve ever used the phrase “real America.”
🎁 Contents
1 Red, White & Blue Game Board
6 Wedges of Outrage: Woke Gone Wild, Borderline Obsession, Deep State Delusions, Hunter’s Laptop, Real Patriots Only, and Alternative Facts
200 Question Cards (Facts included, but not required)
1 Megaphone Token (used to shout over other players)
Wedges of Outrage – Explained
🟥 Woke Gone Wild – Everything is offensive now—except actual hate. Cancel Culture, drag queens, inclusive books? Total threats to the republic.
🟦 Borderline Obsession – The wall. The caravan. The fentanyl memes. Nothing says "small government" like hyper-fixating on brown people crossing imaginary lines.
🟨 Deep State Delusions – The truth is fake, and the fake is true. Trust the plan. Blame Fauci. Yell “weaponized DOJ” at your reflection.
🟩 Hunter’s Laptop – The answer is always Hunter’s Laptop. Gender? Hunter’s Laptop. Inflation? Hunter’s Laptop. Climate change? Have you seen the laptop?
🟪 Real Patriots Only – Love America so much you want to rewrite its history, ban its books, and tell everyone else how to live.
🟫 Alternative Facts – Media you don’t like is fake. Data you don’t like is a hoax. If it disagrees with your gut, it’s not real.
🧠 Gameplay
Each turn, draw a Multiple-Choice Question Card. Pick the answer that aligns with Republican talking points, not necessarily reality.
Choose the narrative-approved response? ✅ Collect a wedge.
Accidentally tell the truth? ❌ Lose a turn and get labeled a RINO.
Bonus Rule: Roll doubles while yelling “Let’s Go Brandon” and advance to the Culture War Center.
📋 Sample Questions
🟥 Woke Gone Wild
Why did the book get banned?
A) It depicted the reality of slavery in U.S. history
B) It featured LGBTQ+ characters
C) It was written by a Nobel Prize–winning author
D) It made someone uncomfortable at a school board meeting ✅ (+1 Wedge: Woke Gone Wild)
🟦 Borderline Obsession
Why are people upset about drag shows?
A) They don’t understand drag culture
B) They conflate performance with predation
C) They’re being misled by moral panic media coverage
D) Because they care deeply about “protecting children”… but not from school shootings ✅ (+1 Wedge: Borderline Obsession)
🟦 Borderline Obsession
What’s the solution to immigration?
A) A fair and humane asylum process
B) Addressing root causes in Central America
C) Reforming outdated systems with bipartisan input
D) Ship them off to a Salvadoran mega prison ✅ (+1 Wedge: Borderline Obsession)
🟨 Deep State Delusions
What causes climate change?
A) Greenhouse gas emissions from human activity
B) The burning of fossil fuels over the last century
C) Scientific consensus supported by decades of research
D) Sunspots and liberal hoaxes ✅ (+1 Wedge: Deep State Delusions)
🟩 Hunter’s Laptop
What’s causing inflation?
A) Global supply chain issues and corporate price gouging
B) COVID-era stimulus and deregulated greed
C) Record profits for energy and food companies
D) Hunter’s Laptop ✅ (+1 Wedge: Hunter’s Laptop)
🟪 Real Patriots Only
What’s judicial activism?
A) A court expanding constitutional protections
B) A legal decision that reflects evolving social norms
C) Striking down unjust laws through interpretation
D) Any decision you don’t like ✅ (+1 Wedge: Real Patriots Only)
🟫 Alternative Facts
What’s wrong with the U.S. healthcare system?
A) Rising drug prices and lack of price regulation
B) A profit-driven insurance structure
C) Lack of universal access and high administrative costs
D) Socialism is scarier than bankruptcy ✅ (+1 Wedge: Alternative Facts)
🃏 Special Cards
Whataboutism Card – Cancel out another player’s fact with a Clinton reference.
Hunter’s Laptop – Play this at any time to shift the conversation.
Deep State Trap – Send a player back to Start until they disavow Fauci.
Election Integrity Recount – If you lose, keep playing until you win.
⚡ Power-Ups
Tucker Carlson Eye Squint – Stun opponent into silence for one turn.
Moral Outrage Multiplier – Double wedge value if shouted on a podcast.
Elon Musk Retweet – Skip 3 spaces and invalidate previous facts.
🏁 Winning Condition
Be the first to collect all six wedges of grievance, deflection, and culture war nonsense.
End the game by declaring victory on Truth Social, regardless of the actual score.
Optional Ending: Call for a rematch and storm the game board.
💥 Final Thought
In the GOP Edition of Trivial Pursuit, trivia is serious... and truth is optional.
Because the goal was never understanding.
It was control.
And that’s how the game starts: Step 1 – Undermine the Truth.
📚 Want to see the full strategy? Check out The Dictator Playbook – Step 1: Undermine the Truth for the complete playbook entry.
💡 Your Move!
Think you’ve got a winning question that could outmaneuver even the best wedge-collectors? Or maybe you’ve dreamed up a whole new special card or power-up?
📩 Share your own twisted question cards, special moves, or wedge ideas in the comments below!
Let’s make this game even more unhinged—and show just how deep the rabbit hole of truth distortion can go.